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Wutang VS Beatles

Got Your Money by Wu Tang  
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A classic Vs another Classic from two different eras, two different genres, two very different groups of people. You get a super timeless classic like this! 

"Got Your Money"
(feat. Kelis)

Oh baby
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls
Its on [echo]
All the pretty girls, in the world
And the ugly girls too
Cause to me your pretty anyways baby

[verse 1:]
You give me your number, I call you up
You act like your pussy don't interrupt
I don't have no trouble with you fucking me
But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me
Baby you know I'm gonna take care of you
Cause you say you got my baby, and I know it ain't true
Is it a good thing? no its bad bitch
For good or worse, makes you switch
So I walk on over with my crystal
Bitches, niggas put away your pistols
Dirty wont be having it in this house
Cause bitch I'll cripple your style
Now that you heard my calm voice
You couldn't get another nigga, hoochie wont get moist
If you wanna look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money
Aooow...

[hook: Kelis]
Hey, dirty, baby I got your money
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Baby I got your money
[X2]

[verse 2:]
Yo! so I glanced at the girls, girls glanced at me
I whispered in their ear, wanna be with me?
You wanna look pretty though, in my video
Ol' dirty on the hat and I let you all know
Just dance! if you caught up in the holy ghost trance
If you stop! I'm gonna put the killer ants in your pants
I'm the O-D-B as you can see
Every eye, don't you be watching me
I don't want no problems cause I put you down
In the ground where you can not be found
I'm just dirt dog trying to make sum bunny
So give me my streaks and give me my honey
Radio, yes all day, everyday
Recognize I'm a fool and ya love me!
None of you nmph better look at me funny
Nmph you know my name now give me my money!

[hook X2]
Dirty: sing it, sing it girls! (during hook)
Just shake it right now!
Somebody else: if dirty want his money
I think you all should give him his money
Dirty: that's how I like girl

Sexy, sexy, sexy!
Sexy, sexy, sexy!

Sexy, sexy, sexy!
Sexy, sexy, sexy!

[verse 3:]
Yo, yo!
Nigga playing in the club like this all night
Bitches put your ass out let me hold it tight
You looking at my wrist saying "its so nice"
The price bitch is diamonds shining disco light
You better help me solve this problem
Or I'm gonna get this money and rob them
Lucky dig when I won the lotto
Ran up on my car for carrying (ryllos?)
You can call me dirty, and then lift up your skirt
And you want some of this dirty, god made dirt and dirt bust yo ass
Stop annoying me, yeah! I play my music loud
It takes the bastard ol' dirty, to move the crowd
They say he had his dick in his mouth
Eddie Murphy told me that back in the house
But give me my money!

[hook till fade with odb saying shit]

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Posted February 3, 2010
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Reeldirector + Hollywood FX

Who said you can't do video editing with ya iPhone? It is possible with Reeldirector and the Hollywood FX ! Sure you are not expecting to do up a whole movie but hey random short clips like that sure looks beautiful! Now I wanna do many video clips for my hommies and have it up! Muahaha. Recruiting hommies starts now! We are running out of friends! 

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Posted February 3, 2010
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CinemaFX

                       
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I have got this app by mistake quite honestly as I thought it was a video effect editor, turns out this app only renders photographs! Instead of feeling Lousy, I decided to just give my take on it.

I feel that the effects generated by this app does have some interesting effects that can't be achieve by the current apps I've owned, however I wouldn't go Wow over the effects cept maybe for the cinemaic one! Other than that I think it's not necessary :/ oh well of on the other hand they make this for videos, it would def be an eye opener!

Hope this little review helps !

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Posted February 2, 2010
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Mr 305

           
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"What the fuck is 305?"

"What 305???"

" There you know pitbull always sing, bleah bleah 305! Bleah hah !! "

"Oh !!!! Hey mr 305 in my body hah !!!! Hahaha it should be something he represent probably a district or something "

This conversation was pretty interesting cause we realized after researching mr 305 actually meant mr Miami! A nick name for pitbull himself! Damn that guys awesome dude!

Speaking of awesome, a chain of random unrelated events happened that made me pleasantly surprised. Well I attribute these to me being completely happy and high 2 nights ago.... Mmm

1.I met Daphne Khoo
2.I was told I was dancing with her!
3.I was told I kept saying Charlyn is hot ( don't worry I probably meant it anyways.. Doesn't take a genius to say that )
4.I am actually working on a track for Daphne.
5.A Tian Tian a stranger added me on fb fuckin gorgeous and I have no clue. Could I have met her somewhere?
6.My long lost aquantaince Don Tiew messaged me randomly while I was high.
7.We just had a fb convo and yeah I was perturbed when I saw a relationship request! But for the fun of it, i accepted anyways.( Meaningless for now stay calm girls. )
8.Gwen told me I was kissing her again. I'm like "what the!! Was it good???I dont believe!" (I'm sure I did nothing like that but If I did it anyways, Im certain it's good otherwise why would she let me kiss her???bleah) Gwen talk cock lah never kiss at all lor you were with jap dudes!
9.Oh what the hell, I think this year have just started to get pretty exciting for me!
10. Daisy is coming!
11.Bjorn shared with me that Gwen said that actually I kinda look alright ( thanks Gwen ) just that it's the way I talk to chicks and I treat everyone like friends and that's why I'm still single! Hah I guess this years gonna be great to have some awesome fun. Bring it on bitches!

Crazy 2 days I had and there is no better way to end the day with popeye chicken in the airport with my brotherhood of NOD, comrades, bombadiers of the B17 Memphis belle co., Foxhound, the la Li Lu Le lo, the free masons, the wutang clan, .. Yeah my brothers in short. Probably be rotting at home without you all.

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Posted January 31, 2010
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Rick.exe

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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU~
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU!

Filed under  //   Humor  
Posted January 31, 2010
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Rockstars

               
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The Hangover : except there is no tiger in my bathroom and perhaps it's 100 times less extreme.

I woke up seeing a broken glass in my room, lights on, only in my underwear, and when I tried to get up, I realized I was still high! And boy it was a great high. Funny thing is I couldn't remember the events that happened prior to all this. Zero. I was too lazy to even to a back trace but the first thing I did was to call Andy.

On the conversation we had on the phone, I realized that we were on the phone the whole while last night and I honestly don't remember having any conversation, I don't even remember how I actually got home! But Andy assured me that I was super awesome last night and that pretty much made my day! It was Raimi who got me into a cab and saved the day! Which is totally random but yeah it's cool!

Still feeling high, I had this
CraZY idea of getting out of the house and live like a rockstar, I dressed up in a rockstar fashion, did my hair dancing to loud music, left my room in a mess, got out and grabbed a cab to pick Andy up! We didn't had a concrete plan but we managed to check out some guitars, some keyboard! Crashed eventually at SMG, played a little street fighter, head down to link up with Raimi and YZanne in boarders, head for a karaoke session at cuppage and damn all that while I am on a sustained high.

If there was any experience I've had yesterday, it was just one of pure courage and have zero fear of looking bad in front anyone. There was zero consideration and I was being authentic. I love everyone. At least for yesterday! Heh

Check out the crazy pictures I have above!!

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Posted January 30, 2010
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I am facinated with my hand hair! There is one stickig out standing tall, proud and thicker darker than the rest !!

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Posted January 29, 2010
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