It was 12.30am, the atmosphere was slightly buzzed, my bro was down talking louder than normal and I knew I was automatically .. the wingman.
I was the designated the driver since I was totally sober and our mission was to pursuit happiness in
Butter Factory to dance of the high while I get Bjorn's back. Well we did made it to Butter somehow with the exception, Bjorn was dead asleep. I left him in the car for 15 minutes and went up to say hi to everyone in butter but I bounced shortly after to get back to Bjorn.
"I'm coming for you, I got ya back"
Fastening his seat belt and getting him to sit upright proves quite a challenge with all that dead weight and i managed to pull that off. I was the shit. Now I need to think..
The mission was clear : To get Bjorn back without getting anything from his parents.
I topped up the petrol in Bjorn's parents car, called his brother to access situation, went to find
Andy to draft out the battle plans. Coordinated the convoy with our vehicle commander Andy leading the way to Bjorns place. Back there Brett was stationed to get Bjorn out of the vehicle. The operation in my opinion was more than a success when Bjorn woke up from his deep sleep when Brett dragged him out forcefully.
When Bjorn was dragged out forcefully, he woke up to his senses, got his bearings... and he calmly lit up a cigarette, back leaning against the vehicle, eyes closed and taking in the first puff. He was a veteran. Going through the high and back seemed like a breeze for him. His calmness inspires me and even though Brett was pissed with the situation, it was an awesome mission. Mission Accomplished. The air is cleared between the feud he has with his parents and it was a peaceful situation.
An AAR was conducted with Andy and his girlfriend witnessing the whole operation. It was a situation too interesting for the night and that had finally put a smile across my face for the first time in the day. I realized, I am The Wingman with a capital T.
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The Wingman's SMS for dinner
Yo G. Holla Back when ya see ma text
You gotta rap battle
Rock pop gangster crack
Gotta eat nothing but the freshest coke..
Food for you and me say tonight at somewhere dope
I need a plan like a masta plan
Or the day be whack
(interuptted)
This aint funny you cant battle shit
for shizzle ma nizzle ya chokin bitch
so what ya gonna do when they come for you?
I'm a lyrical genius thats what I do
(chorus)
They call me the wingman chant.. can I be ya biggest fan
They call me the wingman chant.. can I be ya biggest fan
They call me the wingman chant.. can I be ya biggest fan
So put ya shit together and tell me ya masta plan. Bam
hold up hold up whats your point of being moody?
Ya can stay at home and you can definitely act busy
That ain't my point G we've got to be more lively
life should be nothing short of getting in productive
We all need to be in it tight like a mothership
G Docs I Phone bitch getting in this shit.
Whaddat song ? Ayo technologic?
Damn we must hang out soon
to be doing something big. OHH~~
(chorus)
Cause They call me the wingman chant.. can I be ya biggest fan
They call me the wingman chant.. can I be ya biggest fan
They call me the wingman chant.. can I be ya biggest fan
So put ya shit together and tell me ya masta plan. Damn
So what ya gonna do when they come for you?
Shawty ask me out and I've fucked up too .. OOOH!
That ain't the way cause you're in game called the alpha.
not the jerks nor the losers nor the nice guy and da playa.
Ya cramping ma style bitch you gotta transform a lil harder.
Autobots roll out,*transform sounds* Now i'm definitely undercover...
(outro)
I'm the Wingman.. Damn, I'm the biggest fan
I'm the Wingman.. Damn, I'm the biggest fan
I'm the Wingman.. Damn, I'm the biggest fan
I've got ma shit together and I am da masta plan.
you're the Wingman.. Damn, I'm the biggest fan
you're the Wingman.. Damn, I'm the biggest fan
you're the Wingman.. Damn, I'm the biggest fan
we've got our shit together and we've got ya back
Summarized version
Yo, shall we have dinner laters? Peace
